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jack-jawed

Verb; the suprise act of hitting someone in the jaw.
"jack" is used to describe the act of the stolen punch.
it is usually hysterical, and described as a practical joke pulled on your face. Sometimes, it improves upon the facial features.
Sometimes an act of love, and sometimes an act of selfishness and hate.
" I jack-jawed my kids last night."
"fool, you finna' get jack-jawed if you don't shutup.'
"we gon finnd you, we gon fiiind you. You finna' get jack-jawed. go tell THAT."
by Mike&Chrissy&Chairty December 25, 2010
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jewdago

A person of both Jewish and Italian descent.

Jewdagos can celebrate Jewish and Christian holidays, and, because of their mixed heritage, are free to make offensive jokes about both Italians and Jews. They like to party (as long as it's in their budget to do so) and they not only tan easily, they also do well in school, excel at sports with marginal effort, and have passable cooking skills.
"Did you know that Dan's favorite movies are Annie Hall and Rocky?"

"Huh- must be a Jewdago."
by yurathewicked December 12, 2008
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jewdice

1. also known as a dradle

2. a spinning top, made of clay, that is used in Jew-games to win rice.
1. Abraham's jewdice are drying on the windowsil.

2. Jewdice, jewdice, jewdice, I made you out of clay, and when you're dry and ready, with jewdice I will play.
by Billy Mac March 17, 2005
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jewel

-"Her fingers lightly tapped her jewel..."
by Lady of the Lampost April 3, 2005
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Jeweconomical

The act of making an extremely good financial decision.
"See, if you get the Walmart brand of Cream-O-Wheat you save $1.50. That would be the most jeweconomical choice to make."
by Hobomaster November 10, 2009
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Selective Jewdaism

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best
He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.
by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009
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Jewdanery

undue problems and complications, unnecessary bullshit.
I am tired of all this god dam jewdanery every simple task I try turns in to one big headache.
by Murdawg September 15, 2009
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