Urkel Jerk

Jacking off while looking in a mirror when you're dressed as Steve Urkel.

As I was getting for Halloween dressed as Steve Urkel, I busted a quick Urkel Jerk.

by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

Jerking off

The Barbadian term for masturbating.

You were jerking off this morning.

by CTQH June 5, 2018

circle jerking

When two or more guys all jerk off together

Some straight guys are into circle jerking with other guys

by Josh September 5, 2003

jerk off

to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.

Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..

by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017

Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

by Rufioau January 18, 2009

jerk jelly

Lube for jacking off
i.e. Hand lotion, Vaseline, etc.

Brady was home alone so he lathered up with jerk jelly.

by Thor's hamm3r June 24, 2016