Jacken

Jacken is closely related to the term simp. A Jacken, is someone who likes to be pissed on by other women as a form of self indulgence, and loves talking to egirls. Jackens are also well known to have an immeasurably huge ego.

Little sister: I really need to pee!
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*

by SkankHunt48746 February 6, 2020

TARDIS Jacked

Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.

Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
____________________
The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!

by Tantrauma January 12, 2009

Jackeline

Jackeline stands for a person that is incredibly breathtaking and could easily be considered one of the new world wonders. She is the funniest person around and she’s always carrying the most beautiful smile on her face!

She is very open minded and always ready to listen and give advice where it is needed!

She has the attitude of a Queen which she is born to be!

She is good at cooking even though she doesn’t admit it!

Jackeline stands for a person that is one of the hugest Transformers fans!
She is also incredibly beautiful and the sexy and she carries herself around with confidence and charm!

She is a person that could easily be the best friend you’ve been looking for, the one true love, the soulmate and everything you’ve ever looked for if you are worth it!

Dude, I won the Jackie-pot with Jackeline!

She’s a dancer but she can also fight like Jackie Chan!

by ThereIsPoetryInCuddling November 11, 2019

Jackey Ending

Drinking Jack Daniels and getting "Whiskey Dick" then getting a happy ending massage to prolong the experience.

I can't go out tonight, I got a 5th of jack and a massage appointment at 9:00. Gonna get a Jackey Ending.
jack daniels happy endinghand job

by Jota Jota Ross October 28, 2010

jackend

same as a jackday except over the course of a weekend. Therefore, no human contact of any kind for more than 2 hours in a 48-hour period. Or in the case of long weekends, 2 hours in a 72-hour period or 3 hours in a 96-hour period.

You must have had at least 3 sessions on every jackday of the jackend in order for it to be considered a true jackend.

If you have one session for every 3 hours of the jackend - you have had an EPIC jackend! this does not mean you must have a session every hours, only that if you divide the total number of hours by 3, you should have had at least that many sessions to be considered and EPIC jackend. For example, 48 hours = 16 sessions, 72 hours = 24 sessions, 96 hours = 32 sessions

Dude 1: "dude, didn't see you this weekend, what's up?"

Dude 2: "oh man, i haven't hit anything for a month - my balls were smurfed they were so blue. I had a total EPIC jackend, man."

by jackask September 4, 2012

Jacked Full of Deuce

Description for something that is full of shit (literally).

So, I was just sitting at my desk and all of a sudden it hit me... I had to drop a load that could choke a donkey. I made my way to the men's room cheeks clenched and prairie dogging like a motherfucker. I opened the door to my favorite stall only to find someone had the shitter so jacked full of deuce it couldn't flush. I had to use the handicapped stall instead. Probably turned out to be a good thing though, cause I needed the hand-rails for some extra pushing power.

by deucemaster August 26, 2013

All jacked up

The meaning of all jacked up is that an object or an individual is screwed up, faulty,doesn't work, or inadequate.

The self checkout registers in Wallmart are all Jacked Up.

by JoeBeau July 24, 2016