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Israeled

When you recover something that is yours and then the occupier that stole something with the help of others (eg. Philistines stealing the land with the help of Romans) pretends it was never yours and start to attack you with their new friends.
Jews are israeled because Palestinians ancestors stole the land with the help of Romans and then never wanted to give anything back. They don’t want to assume any responsibility of the atrocities jews had to go through because of their criminal act of taking all the land from jews and expelled them. Years later jews come back to share the land but Palestinians tried to bully and annihilate jews but they miserably failed.
by ThruthTeller1996 January 23, 2024
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Israeled

When a far-off dream is made into a reality, often in the space of technology, by an Israeli company.
Crowdsourcing traffic data was a pretty crazy idea, but Waze Israeled it.
by mptk January 8, 2024
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Israelizing

An act of creating some fake things and forcing other to believe it as a truth.
My friend mike believe that he has unicorn named duke and he is israelizing me to believe it otherwise he will break friendship with me.
by Mezzi__ January 25, 2024
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Pro-israel

People who do not know what humanity is and support genocide against innocent civilians
That pro-Israel guy posted on X
by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023
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Israeled

When that narcissist moves in your house too soon after you meet, (particularly in the winter because sleeping on a bench at this time of year won’t suffice) and sometime down the line he has to be removed by the police because he refuses to leave after he abuses you to no end; takes ownership of you, your soul, your house, he even tries sleeping with your neighbour and your sister too, that’s how entitled he is while stealing your money, lying to you, triangulating you with his mother and his dog too; gaslighting you, isolating, and smear campaigning against your person to make you look like you’re the crazy and abusive one.
Darling I’m sorry to say but I think you’ve been Israeled by a hobosexual.
by 8e8 December 27, 2023
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Israel

"Israel is fucking shit"
by Euphorias March 24, 2024
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Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.
Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!
by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025
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