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Hyper virgin

Someones who is such a virgin whenever they interact with another person they instantly regain their virginity or if they where virgin they also become a hyper virgin, like a disease but its annoying and disrespectful
You are the largest hyper virgin in the universe
by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
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Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.
A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"
by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025
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Hyperism

A condition of being super hyper without an underlying condition causing a person to be hyper.
I’m so happy it causes me to have hyperism.
by Nellieg76 January 22, 2021
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hyper blend

hyper blention is the act of over blending someone or something to the point where it turns into a singular color
Nate: *leaks new film*
Tyson: You should try to hyper blend yourself
by Your psusdonym October 5, 2022
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doing a hyper

"Doing a hyper" is referring to when someone joins a discord call muted just to listen in on the conversation and then leaving a few minutes later without saying something. "doing a hyper" often comes with an eerie vibe, the feeling that you are just being watched or even stalked.

Ways to deal with this:

1, Have everyone unanimously agree not to talk when the "doing a hyper" users join.

2, When the "doing a hyper" user joins have everyone go to a different private call avoiding the user.
3, Confront the user about what they are doing. This can come out in 2 different ways, they could either dodge the question by staying quiet or leaving the call, or they could start talking making them no longer a "doing a hyper" user during that session.
P1: That person just joined call muted and said nothing, just to leave a few minutes later.
P2: I think you call that "doing a hyper".
by N1ghtmare November 13, 2021
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hyperant

someone that has is or acts autistic
"you're such a hyperant"
by heperant January 4, 2024
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Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025
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