seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022

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Heading

When someone puts their head inside of a vagina

Jeff likes heading my vagina in bed

by Bitchiknowyougottatakeashit June 10, 2013

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Selective Hearing

The act of listening to only the things a person wants to hear. This can lead to a complete topic change.

Matt: Yo are you watching this Rockies game? It's nuts!

Ben: uhh. I don't think this long distance relationship is going to work out.

Matt: (thinking to himself) Damn. That's some crazy selective hearing if I ever saw it.

by tombalaya October 23, 2009

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heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

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heaving

(Verb) - Loving, Living, or Gagging for someone/something to the extreme. Derived from the word "dry-heaving" refers to the next level after gagging.

Virginia, I am HEAVING over your Louboutins right now! You flaw-less bish!

by Miss Esty Dee January 2, 2017

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Self hating Bengali

A Bengali or person belong to the group that hates on other Bengalis/Bangladesh all while supporting policies that harm their own people, or supporting countries or groups that do.

Guy 1: Why is that Rohingya person defending Myanmar and saying Bengalis opressed them?

Guy 2: Must be a self hating Bengali

by Loonazim October 29, 2021

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