Hayden

The man is a bruh. He is muscular and has a good build but can’t throw a ball for shit. You are lucky is you see him not wearing khakis.

Hayden is a terrible athlete

by Mr Beads October 24, 2019

Hayden

Can make any girl wet.

Person: Hayden is so sexy it makes me wet.

by AmnowElmo October 3, 2020

Hayden

Can make any girl wet just by looking or talking to them.

Girl: Hayden is so sexy it makes me so wet.

by AmnowElmo October 3, 2020

Faggot Hayden

When he won’t send you a funny picture of a fat kid

Hayden didn’t send me the picture what a faggot Hayden

by Hayden Welder May 12, 2020

Dara Hayden

Absolute Benchood who is always eating pop tarts. He also lectures you constantly on life choices

Dara: Marriage is just a piece of papa
Me: oh my God Stfu Dara Hayden

by Namibian Warlord February 18, 2021

hamdangled

to be really stoned or drunk, or both

wow i'm fucking hamdangled man, gravity's not doing it's job

by Koss flavour August 9, 2006

Hayden Davis

The biggest pervert you will ever meet. He has “cum-hands” and will touch your food with them.

“Wow that’s a real Hayden Davis move.”

by Dickbasket101 February 5, 2018