Hasselhoff

Something that is ultra cool to a select few but completely moronic to the rest.

1. Wow man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is like so Hasslehoff.

2. Where the fuck are all the hot women? This nightclub is fucking Hasslehoff.

by MatrixDweller August 7, 2005

David Hasselhoff

The name of my boyfriend's penis

"Wow, look at that huge David Hasselhoff!"

by alexrapa October 8, 2008

Hasslehoff

A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.

1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period

by I Am a Banana December 18, 2006

Hasslehole

A sudden onset state of depression experienced exclusively by David Hasslehoff

"Theres no point even trying to reach him now man, he's fallen into a hasslehole"

by tinselcrown December 26, 2016

Hassleship

The hassle of other peoples problems forced upon you. Usually but not exclusive to the Office if that Works for you? Otherwise feel free to use it in any appropriate context.

"You poor souls, getting owned by ownership and hassled by hassleship"

by TheRealSchrodingersCat April 28, 2021

neptube hasslehog

An autistic drafting teacher

Neptube hasslehog is autistic

by Riverrat 83 September 20, 2019

Väster skolan Hässleholm

Is a school in Sweden with lots of imigrants which are very disabled and ruin the entire school spirit for the rest of the school. A few of them are acutally swedish but pretends be a "Babbe" and its because of the norms in sweden

- which School did you go to back in your highschool days? - Ali
- Väster skolan Hässleholm - Alfred
- Ah keff bre - Ali and his gangmembers

by lolipop33 December 11, 2019