graffito

cool graffiti type drawings, more artistic than the usual scribbles

"jesse graffitoed my bag for me- he's so boss."

by lauren August 30, 2003

graffiti

What stupid teenagers waste tax money by doing.

1. Hey you mexicans, go away before I all Immigration!

by P0lishPimp September 19, 2005

griffan

A long shlong creature of the night that feasts on lightskins

The griffan comes out of the bushes with a swift pounce

by Griffbone March 5, 2019

Gaffa

A cigarette our smoking item.

Would you like a gaffa, our do you want a gaffa.twos up on a gaffa.

by Mervyn David Hack March 15, 2008

gaffa

n. Irish slang for heroin

Moi Ma is reekin' o' gaffa!

by alkalinesam February 26, 2005

graffilliterate

Noun or adjective describing someone who can't read or write graffiti (tags, throw ups and pieces.)

(A woman sees 2 teenagers bombing)

Woman: Why are you doodling on the wall?
Dude 1: We're reclaiming the streets, getting our name up.
Woman: How are these squiggly lines getting your "name" up?
Dude 1: Well it says Clast, cant you read?
Woman: Hunh?
Dude 2: Yo this bitch is graffilliterate!

by Clast November 5, 2009

Gruffalo

Hairy faced beast typically known to send nudes to unsuspecting young girls, he uses his immensely large penis to attract both male and females through popular social media sites through "stories" and other methods, Gruffalo's are rare however one male in every friendship group is said to have one. There is major speculation that there is only one true Gruffalo amongst the men of this planet.

Chrissy: I received a very strange snapchat the other night, i think the guy was a Gruffalo as his penis was very large and intimidating, but surely there is only one Gruffalo....have i found him?

Billy: Slow the boat, thats a big cock, leave me be im only eleven! I think i just saw a Gruffalo

Jamie: i look into the mirror each night and wonder, why has God given me the gift of such a large wang, am i the Gruffalo....?

by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017