Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

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im going to ducking kill myself

what autocorrect sees fuck as it sees fuck as duck

Guy 1: oh duck you
Guy 2: did you mean fuck?
Guy 1: ducking autocorrect
Guy 2: autocorrect?
Guy 1: DUCK!!!!
Guy 1: im going to ducking kill myself

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screaming crying killing myself

a figurative phase used when one hates a certain situation

i don’t want to go to work screaming crying killing myself

by genius trinny April 20, 2022

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I don't label myself

a common phrase used by people who believe they are not posers, when truly they are.

John(September): Yo man 50 cent is the shiznit. Ima go to footlocker and buy me sums 1s.

Me: Alright

John(October):Hey dude check out this skateboard, ima go buy some emericas from zumiez and some tight (overpriced) pants!!

Me: Oh what now, you're a skater all of a sudden

John: I don't label myself.....

by RodrigoE October 14, 2008

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