Fooleon

fü-lē-ōn)n: An Extremely Dumb or Foolish Person

origin: The D.M.V

p1: Have You Seen My Shirt I Can't Find It?
p2: That's Because You're Looking For It In The Fridge You Fooleon

by Mic Smizzy August 22, 2010

Whole Foods

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke

by Carlos Mack December 30, 2007

Tom Foolery

Wreaking Havoc/causing general chaos/shennanigans, taking the piss, etc...

Boy that old Elvis he does nothing but Tom Foolery anymore, I tell you what...

by Arngrim October 6, 2007

kung foolery

(noun)
1. jovial rough-housing

2. a fight between two or more individuals who clearly do not know how to fight

"Stop this Kung Foolery before you break something!"

by David December 31, 2004

Whore Foods

Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.

We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.

by Charles Dunbar May 3, 2010

whole foods

An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.

Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.

by people call me machine gun September 21, 2017

baby makin' fool

That guy who moves from one woman to the next, droppin' seed in each one. Uses excuses such as "I'm allergic to latex", "But it just feels better", and "Don't worry I'll pull out!"

Fertile women should avoid contact at all costs!

Can you believe that baby makin' fool Rodney? He just knocked up Becky, and he already has kids with Bobbi, Courtney, and Latoya. And he ain't even payin' child support for them anyway!

by Crocn'cathy April 26, 2008