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Felony

A crime that is usually related to violence and is more serious that misdemeanor and usually gets you in jail to 1 year to up to your hole live in jail
I just go 5 felony charger for burglary
by Blassinn July 23, 2022
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Felton

A boy who wears a Carhartt beanie and has a septum piercing, he uses the most cringe tik tok expressions
"mimamamomooo mimomimamimamoo"
"gah damn Felton is soooo annoying"
by hiamianbaobao December 2, 2022
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Felonyism

When your in a group commenting crimes all the time and people bring it up your apart of a felonyism term
Yo that group used to be apart of the felonyism contract
by Jgod25 January 13, 2023
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Fesronk

A Typical day in Ohio, Or Ohio-Like activities being done
Bro. You're really Fesronk right now
by CodHenwy May 26, 2023
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Felonitis

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.
James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."
by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023
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Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.
Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Felon Day

Can't wait to celebrate national felon day with the homies 🙏🏼
by H34D G4N6 September 30, 2023
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