It's where someone try's to chill and kick it at someone's house but actually wants to know where they stay so they can shoot it up or something
by RpCrM December 26, 2016
When someone shows love to your face. But on the inside they don’t feel the love they show. It’s fucked up. If you tell someone you love them you better fuckin show it. And feel it
by Kdubdakillaluvssoph February 13, 2018
Fake Depression is usually common amongst quirky edgy teenagers, primarily girls, who post sad VHS edits of Bart Simpson, or anything related, on their Instagram/Snapchat stories with the caption "pls no one talk to me" or "pls someone just end me" or even "wow this is so me" for attention. While also hurting people who are actually Depressed by making them feel even more bad about themselves and having a harder time to cope with their mental disorder. Fake Depressed teens usually act like this because their parents didn't buy them that new Iphone or they immediately broke up with their new boyfriend/girlfriend after being together for a day, and they think their life is hard.
Jake: Everytime I'm with Emma she looks like she's sad, why does she always act like this? :(
Olivia: Naaah OMEGALUL, that dumbass bitch aint sad, she just has fake depression for attention and clout.
Jake: Aaahh I see, well then fuck that dumbass.
Olivia: Naaah OMEGALUL, that dumbass bitch aint sad, she just has fake depression for attention and clout.
Jake: Aaahh I see, well then fuck that dumbass.
by RippityRS October 2, 2019
Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).
Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.
by Nukafoo March 9, 2014
To pretend something offends you or really bothers you. This could be for attention or because you do not like the person so you want to make the situation worse than it actually is. If someone you liked had said or done it, you probably wouldn't have made a big deal about it.
Cam Newton jokingly told a reporter that he thought it was funny that she was talking about routes because she was a female. Although what Cam Newton said was sexist the outrage was over the top. One could argue that Cam Newton was getting so much backlash because of his strong stance on the protest in the NFL, and people just wanted a reason to attack him. The people "outraged" over Cam Newton's comments are fake mad they are not as angry as they are portraying to be on social media and on the television but because they don't like Cam Newton for whatever reason they're playing up the situation.
by lina_tina45 October 6, 2017
What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.
Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
by montypark October 23, 2008
Having little to no alcohol consumption, yet partaking in the same actions a drunk would. One may fake being faded to get attention, hook up with drunk girls, to fit in, etc.
John got fake faded last night to hook up with Jenny, and she was trashed.
Susan had 1 shot and was acting blacked out. How fake faded!!
Susan had 1 shot and was acting blacked out. How fake faded!!
by Jódin October 22, 2013