Facebook

Person 1: Man I fail
Person 2: Like Facebook!
by Jesus1540003 January 14, 2011
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When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.
Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
by frankreynolds July 23, 2010
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adjective; a "tool", or someone with no life and a small shmeckzel.
"dude you're so facebook"
"suck my facebook"
"you son of a facebook"
by Pat Toma January 02, 2008
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Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.
MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.
by Scribbly1 July 18, 2008
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A social media platform for people who's political candidate recently lost an election to express graphically how tightly their panties are knotted up into a wad. In the event of male participants see: Mangina
Hey! I just came up with another reason they can impeach Trump! I'm going to post it to Facebook. He never should have won anyway. Hillary was the better candidate
by Stubruce January 11, 2017
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Facebook: a social networking website used to distract college students from doing their work. There are many addictive games that take over one's life and they cannot function without getting their daily fix. In result, everyone fails at least one class and the colleges make more money.
"Hey, Bill, did you study for the calculus test last night?"
"Nah, I was on Facebook playing Mafia Wars until 3am!"
by steeeee April 13, 2009
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Facebook---Where the face never faces a book!
Mary failed her first exam because she had been facebooking.
by Greis1984 February 27, 2009
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