Yeetus Feetus

yeeting a fetus as far as humanly possible

Rachel- ‘It was such a good day today, the yeetus feetus tactic really worked for me!!!’

by Yeetinglotsofthings September 18, 2018

Fleetwood Sac

A homo who's stuck in a time period such as the eighties, he can either be young or old, this one homo wears nuggie huggies (aka tight spedo like underwear) also wears a beat down leather jacket, and is either married to his nasty crackwhore of a wife who goes to beat down bars and smokes out of her vagina or he stays home and spends the night with rosey palm and her five sisters at his mothers house which is his place of residence and listens or sings Fleetwood Mac in his underwear

Fleetwood Sac
Dean: Who's that faggot yelling at people up on the stage, he's like 50 and he sucks
Paul: Oh that's John, we call him Fleetwood Sac, or Fleetwood, over there is his nasty-ass wife with her legs spread smoking a cigarette with her loose lips and shoving coke up her ass, that turns him on I guess.

by KingJericho December 4, 2014

spongebob feet

when engaged in walking and your shoes make a squeaking noise for every step you take

*squeak *squeak *squeak *squeak
Gerb- Whata hell is that noise?
Tiny- Nigga I got Spongebob feet, I need new kicks

by LasPlagas April 30, 2010

Flintstone feet

Large, thick, wide feet that look even bigger when a person is barefoot or wearing sandals. feet, foot, Flintstones, cartoon, bigfoot, sasquatch feet

Did you see that guy's Flintstone feet, he must have his shoes made.

by joecoolthefool May 19, 2016

Arby's Feet

When a chick's gnarly old toes and bunion feet stick out of her sandals in every direction like a small order of Arby's Curly Fries.

Roger was all set to get a hot foot job from his blind date but he bolted when he got a glimpse of her Arby's Feet. Reminded him of the foot job he got from his grandma.

by Eaton Holgoode January 3, 2017

feeter

The highly intelligent, witty, grammatically-correct and aesthetically-sublime individuals that constitute the membership of the Tim Minchin forum.

These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.

Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".

Person 1: "So I was on the forum last night.."
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
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Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.

by mildly amused smirk August 20, 2009

Mall Feet

The condition of having unusually intense aches and pains in the feet due to exposure to shopping malls. Most commonly presented in males, presumably due to two factors. First, there is an inherent inability to withstand the excess gravity resulting from the densely packed merchandise. Second, females often burden males with the charge of carrying gratuitous quantities of purchases far greater than the typical wallet loading.

There is no cure, though treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages.

"Honey, you don't need any more bags. Let's go. I'm really tired, and I've had mall feet since the food court."

by SoKyle December 20, 2008