nic fix

what you get when you smoke one of those badass candy cigs that we roll for the mfst at st mary's college. make sure you take a good drag-you can get a real sugar high.

"hey, guys, where are the candy cigs, i need my nic fix"

by Goulet September 22, 2006

Silkwater Fix

When a female stimulates the male penis with silk in her hand while the erection is underwater. After orgasm both male and female enjoy eating fudge together.

Sally gave Timmy a silkwater fix for his birtday..and he loved it even after it was over(because he got to eat fudge even after he had his orgasm)

by Jang-Boo June 30, 2005

P-fix

To trick something up to the max.

His Camry has gone thru the P-fix, and now it's iller than a fuckin Bentley

by JDO August 23, 2003

Binary Fix

In the instance that any kind of electronic device fails to work (i.e. a computer, printer, photocopier, etc) where the resolution is to ensure that steps are followed to achieve simple operation (i.e. Turning it on, replacing the batteries, or installing a power cable). Specifically, this is change a device from a state of nothingness to a state of completion or back by way of any single step.

"The printer required a binary fix"

"The power button required a binary fix"

"The ink cartridge was depleted and needed to be replaced. It was a binary fix."

by Whimsy December 9, 2008

Foot Fix

The art of fixing things with one's feet. In order to work properly, one must chant foot fix three times while doing it

Hey that is broken, foot fix it

Foot Fix, Foot Fix, DOOOO a Foot Fix

by Footfixer September 30, 2008

band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

bass fix

When one new school artist takes an old school song and adds a different beat with an excessive amount of bass to it. Most people will never hear the original song that was so perfect, then got slaughtered by the new school artist.

For example Gold Digger by Kanye West originally by Ray Charles.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Kanye West's new song "Gold Digger"?"

Person 2: "Yeah it's crap, he just gave Ray Charles's "I've Got A Women" a bass fix."

by Miss Behavior October 8, 2013