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Explosive Dickarrhea

Runny ass juices that flow after a long night of man on man love.
"That's the grossest thing I've ever seen....who blew up the bathroom?" "Oh Nic was catchin' all night, hence the explosive dickarrhea"
by Ahhhh, Burn January 12, 2006
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explosive sex

Sex so intense that you have to wear two pairs of underwear. A kind of sex that after you finish, you have to go to the hospital because your bits and pieces are a jumbled mess.
I had explosive sex last night that burned through my first pair of underwear and turned me into a woman
by Dr kennith noisewater October 30, 2013
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Explosive Knee Disorder

"EKD"

When the knee caps of a person have the tendency to explode off to the side of the leg or in some rare cases out of the skin flying at the speed of a bullet.
Bill Hill's Explosive Knee Disorder acted up last year and his knee exploded off to the side.
by Bill Hill January 10, 2008
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exclusionist

another way of saying sexy smart bitches. exclusionists are people who hold exclusionary beliefs about the lgbt community, including, but not limited to, fighting against lesbian, gay, and bisexual erasure, supporting the medicalization of trans healthcare, and sticking by lgbt history.

the term originated from ace discourse on whether or not aces and aros were lgbt, but is now much broader. an exclusionist may even believe aces/aros *are* lgbt; if the rest of their beliefs are exclusionist beliefs, they are a neutralist with an extremely heavy exclus lean, and may choose to say they're exclus for convenience.

contrary to popular belief, not all exclus hate people who disagree with them. many exclus are friends with neutralists, inclus, other exclus, and anyone in-between, as long as both parties agree to disagree. the majority of them follow the classic "hate the sin, not the sinner," rhetoric, with "sins" being problematic lgbt identities.
1) Heidi is an exclusionist. She's a lesbian against lesbian erasure, sometimes called a longsword lesbian. She believes that he/him lesbians and non-binary lesbians erase lesbian history, and is overall a very sweet, knowledgable person.

2) Michael is a neutralist with an extremely heavy exclusionist lean. He is a gay man against she/her gays and non-binary gays, but thinks aces and aros are lgbt. Despite their disagreements, him and Heidi are best friends. Some people call him a galaxy-knife gay or hand-grenade gay due to his views.

3) Damien is a transgender man. He recognizes that his gender dysphoria is part of his transgenderism, as it is a direct side effect of the disconnect between his gender and sex. He is strongly against people who claim anyone can be transgender, and is extremely supportive of medicalizing trans healthcare. People like him may choose to describe themself as a "trident trans."

4) Mimi is a bisexual woman against bi erasure. She recognizes the harmful and biphobic, transphobic roots of pansexuality, and has done thorough research on the subject. She strives to educate supporters of pansexuality, omnisexuality, polysexuality, and all of its siblings. She sometimes uses the descriptor "battleaxe bisexual."
by catsappu April 3, 2021
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Violent Explosive Diarrhea

crap so much that your ass starts to bleed and you die.
poop a lot of diahrrea and die while having a seizure.
by anona-mouse November 14, 2003
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elusive white owl

A euphemism for the penis of a white guy that never gets laid. A person or one's penis earns this nickname, because, like the endangered owl, no one has ever fucking seen it.
Are you still calling your roommate Jordan's penis the "elusive white owl"?

Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.
by AdvocatusDiaboli July 12, 2011
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Elusive

a girl who leads you on but who will never give it up.
Brittany whose name is as beautiful as her face is as elusive as can be.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019
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