Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022

Elmo Water

Red water that when you drink it, elmoes pop out the so-called eye sack located in your middle brain.

"Hey Fred, Can I get a glass of your finest Elmo Water?"
"Spot on, I gotcha man!"
"Dude, this is making an elmo pop out my middle bralien!"

by Urban Explains February 25, 2025

Elmo

A puppet that was watched by many children, may be a serial killer but we still love him. Overall is mysterious. So be careful

Hey you is that my ass

Nope it's just Elmo

by Elmo watcher November 3, 2019

Elmo

A furry red creep that laughs stupidly and thinks he can run his plaza

Elmo thinks he is the best

by Gracieona October 8, 2018

Elmo

A really terrible guy who call me "skippy" and call me gay and I cry because of him and just because I draw really gay stuff but I'm not actually gay because... that wood be gay! I also really don't like that he judged me for drawing Elmo and female Cookie Monster fetish porn. Not that it's like, my fetish or anything. I just like the way it looks when cartoon Elmo gives frick to Cookie Monster as a GIRL!!!

God I hope Elmo doesn't call me gay again for drawing Elmo and Cookie Monster fetish porn to beat myself to with my bros later. That is a false accusation. X3

by Super Infinity Virgin April 4, 2020

Elmo

The lascivious act of hovering over your partner while they are laying down and placing your testicles over their eyes and your shaft on their nose. It is meant to mimic the likeness of the Sesame Street character Elmo.

Keith: How was the office Christmas party?

Ricky: It was boring until I convinced my coworker to come over and I successfully gave her an Elmo.

Keith: My man! I haven't delivered an Elmo in a coon's age.

by Marege Man September 12, 2016

elmo bars

Elmo bars are red xanax bars pressed with 10mg of etizolam. They are known to cause confusion, agitation, and extreme intoxication.

Froggy Jay: I be geeked up offa dem elmo bars

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022