Douschette

Particular University Girls

1) who are completely unintelligent
2) think they're the most gorgeous girls on the face of this planet (when theyre not even close)
3) gives off a bitchy vibe to anyone they talk to
4) All of her friends have turned against her
5) She calls her professor "Prof"

6) She has the sleeziest boyfriend you'll ever meet.
7) Wears THEE sluttiest clothes you'll ever see.
8) Sleeps with Every guy on campus
8) A Girl with absolutely no CLASS

"Omg did you see what Jess G. was wearing? Her boobs were flopping around on the dance floor and she poured her drink all over her best friend and told her to get her another one!"

"What a douschette!"

by FedUp2010 May 13, 2010

Dougsack

0.7 grams for $10

Yo mang, you low-key finna tryna hook it upp with a hella dank dougsack.

by dankdoug September 30, 2012

Dodsing

To sneeze into a vagina

OMG it felt so good until he started dodsing.

by Nimbl February 7, 2017

Doudou Effect

When a girl makes a guy feel so at ease in a relationship, he takes her for granted at only the second or third date.

Bill has fallen victim of the Doudou Effect as he asked his date to move in with him at their third date.

by Wontong April 10, 2022

SLIM SHADY DODSON

A dirtyy smelly white kid with a boosie fade. sometimes a peyton may look addicted to methamphetimine or cocaine. a peyton can either be tatted up or full blown homosexual. you can find a peyton in the backwoods trailerparks of louisiana, arkansas, kansas, and tulsa. a peyton can be identified with their skinny ass footprints and a cloud of some old ass Kool smoke. PEYTON WAS LAST SPOTTED AT SOME OLE STANK ASS HOES HOUSE. NIGGA.

mane i jus saw slim shady dodson at walmart. how u know it was him cuh? cuz he was wearin the same old ass red an black forces with tha yellow dirt on em. EXCLUSIVE.

by FATBACK ZACH May 5, 2011

Douse

n: A form of the word douche, it describes any form of CJ Schneider, or anyone acting in his fashion.

Mike: What is CJ?
Bruce: Yeah, i wonder what a good word would be to define him
John's Computer: CJ is a douse!


The Knave: I... am an absconder!

by JohnMikeBruceTheKnave October 14, 2004

Dousche Bag Dad

A Dousche Bag Dad is a worthless excuse for a parent that runs off and leaves his family for a dirty whore skank who he marries soon after the divorce is final. Then this worthless pile of crap gets his new wife pregnant, which means that his other child is going to suffer. A Dousche Bag dad never shows up at his child's sporting event and rarely shows an interest in anything else his child is doing because his new family is his main focus. The Dousche Bag Dad also terrorizes his ex by being a total fuck nugget by stirring up shit because he is miserable with his new family so he decides to make his ex miserable as well because he hates his life and wants to fight over custody arrangements that he agreed to.

Q: Honey, have you ever noticed that Jake's dad never shows up to watch his child participate in sporting events.

A: Yeah Jake's Dad is a real dousche bag dad that never shows up to any sporting events.

Q: Honey, have you noticed that Jake's dad hasn't been at their house in quite some time

A: Yeah Jake's dad is a true dousche bag dad that ran for the hills when times got tough and hooked up with a dirty whore skank and now they have their own child so Jake is suffering because his dad couldn't keep his penis in his pants while his wife was out of town.

by FUNNY GUY 77 July 16, 2011