disastrophy

A catastrophy and a disaster in one incident.

If that volcano erupts, it will be the greatest disastrophy in American history.

by Jim Inman September 22, 2006

disastro

Poorly maintained Chevrolet Astro driven by a reckless redneck, with T-Shirts over the captain chairs and bondo (cheese) on the sheetmetal exterior.

Watch Out! Neil's Disastro is going to hit a pedestrian!!

by Neil Wrintalk March 21, 2007

Disasterbate

v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.

Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.

Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!

by Dr. K. Moon November 19, 2010

disasterful

A combination of the words disasterous and masterful.

I went out drinking with the guys last night. We hit up fourteen bars, but I don't remember the last six. What a disasterful evening!

by Pableau July 5, 2006

disasturbation

(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption

"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."

by systemofanup June 21, 2010

disastrophe

A combination of the words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe' indicating a very serious and very tragic event. A tragedy of epic proportions.

The flood was a disastrophe for that region of the United States.

by Bob_Lob_law September 10, 2010

Distaster

someone who is dissing my taste

she was a distaster, she didn't like the way I tasted and she dissed me

by JR-JG November 18, 2011