This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022
Get the Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlickermug. by LexMad December 2, 2020
Get the Diddle-ditmug. by Simsva July 28, 2018
Get the Diddle boymug. “Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.
Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?
Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.
Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.
by Forrest View October 12, 2022
Get the “Poof Diddle”mug. When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.
Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?
by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022
Get the Diddle curdsmug. by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025
Get the Diddling The Dogmug. by djse3y7 March 14, 2021
Get the diddlmug.