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Explosive Diarrhea

noun. A ferocious eruption of liquid shit that usually ends up everywhere but the toilet. Colors range from orange to mustard brown.
"Anthony missed his class because he was busy spraying anal secretion on the walls from his bad case of Explosive diarrhea."
by ISHKABIBBLES May 15, 2007
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period diarrhea

the act of having uncontrollable nasty, foul, explosive diarrhea while in the midst of your special monthly visitor.
(1)"i just period diarrhea-ed that toilet like no other!"

(2) Shana: "i period diarrhea'd my skirt. it's all in my skirt."
by thedonna69 February 4, 2010
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Diarrhea

A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.
Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"
by A1 December 3, 2004
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Diarrhetics

A Structurestem TM wherein the mental Healthstatform TM of an enlightened Droogworm TM is Judgementationalized TM by a Superior Enlightened Olympian TM in an effort to reestablish the subject's Personhood TM, health, and happiness, as well as to Screwgouge {TM} said patient of all personal Liquidassets TM that may stand in his way of his attaining the desired state of Empty TM.

The father of Diarrhetics TM is Elron Hubbard, or "Captain Love Log" as he is lovingly referred by thousands of nubile, subservient Suckbunnies TM, Hosemonsters TM, and Minionsluts TM around the globe. A brilliant author, scientist, and scholar, Elron first gained fame in he 1920's as the boy author of the hugely successful and controversial "Can I Touch It?" books for children of his own age group.
"Diarrhetics- Providing wives for gay actors since 1979."
by Stefonamus June 16, 2009
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Diarrhea

When your bowels are irritated and you pretty much vomit liquid shit out of your ass.
Main causes are bad food (fast food or foreign food) or illness.

This is a terrible symptom of gastroenterital problems, and makes you feel like your ass is on fire.
Finn was sitting in class, when suddenly ha stomach rumbled. He looked around, but everyone was focused on the Spanish lecture. Finn tried to ignore it, but his stomach gurgled again, and he knew he was going to have diarrhea.
He squeezed his butt checks together, in an adequate attempt to hold in the liquid shit threatening to erupt from his ass. After class, his girlfriend Brianna tried to catch up with him.
"Are you busy, Finn?" she asked with that sexy and seductive smile he loved so much. Finn nodded, in too much ass pain to speak. He made his way to the car, unaware that plenty of girls were staring at his ass, squeezed so it looked almost small.
When he got home, Finn barely had enough time to get to the porcelain pot before his diarrhea erupted. It was painful, like lava spewing out of his butt. The smell was like raw sewage, which it coincidentally was.
Finn was on the toilet for hours. Finally, his stomach was empty of the shitty mud, and he collapsed. It was 10 PM, and he was practically falling asleep in the putrid aroma of his own shit.
'God,' he thought. 'That Mexican food was not a good idea. I guess today wasn't the best lunch day.' Maybe tomorrow would be better.

The next day, Brianna approached him after school again. "You look perkier. You wanna come over to my place for some FUN?"
Oh yeah. Today was going to be much better.
by TDav284LuvsGlee July 1, 2015
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diarrhea

Loud, smelly, and it hurts.

just like Scientology.
guy: i was walking to my next class when i felt the urge to fart, i aimed my ass towards an open locker and farted while pretending to investigate my pencil. i felt my underwear and ass cheecks fill with a warm liquid, i was terrified, i thought maybe i should run to the bathroom but i realized that would be too obvious because diarrhea would go flying everywhere and everyone would know it was me, so i thought quickly, I grabbed a blind kid and had him walk directly behind me as i lead him to the bathroom telling him id give him candy, i got to the bathroom and had the blind kid lay in front of the door to make sure no one came in and cleaned myself up. disgusting day tbh.
by liquidpassion January 19, 2008
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diarrhea

A fiery liquid shit that comes out of your anus at a very fast pace to allow you to melt any solid object in a matter of miliseconds. If applied to a liquid, it'll cause the vapor to fuck you in the ass and make you fat.

Suggestion: Stay away from taco bell.
"You know that mouse that was bothering me?... I killed it with diarrhea."
by Ic3Dragon January 9, 2006
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