Deceptease

A person who knowingly uses deception to make you think you have got a chance of hooking up with him/her. They can be extremely aggravating and annoying.

Chelsea is such a deceptease; she dropped huge hints on her wanting to give me head but it turns out she's actually a total prude.

by ClayEugenie October 26, 2009

edwin decastro

really gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

gay guy: hey edwin arent you gay
edwin: fo-sho
gay guy: lets go out
edwin: okayyyyyyy

by yyh January 12, 2005

decapitulate

to upset bad order or discombobulate, undone,etc.

those idiots were in for a decapitulate situation.

by Marc Edenfield October 13, 2007

Deception

When crap definition's get published and decent one's do not.

I am tired of all this Deception.

by Her #Twinkie December 4, 2017

Dirty Herb decathalon

ten different girls, in ten different locations,using ten different sexual positions, climaxing ten times, all recorded for proof and porn. in a 36 consecutive hour stretch with no girl being aware of any of the others.

stewmeister Finished his third Dirty Herb Decathalon this year.. how does he do it? ive been trying for years..

by flapjackal September 3, 2015

Decepticon

A homosexual individual (typically male), who presents or misrepresents himself as a heterosexual. This individual has the innate ability to avoid detection by a heterosexual individual's gaydar (a.k.a "stealthing it").

I always thought my roommate of five years was a real man's man. Turns out he actually was another man's man. I should have known he was a decepticon!

by Osama in yo' Mama November 14, 2009

deception

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.

John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!
Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?
John: ..... WTF MOM!

by Unknownsssssss March 24, 2009