by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019
Get the Crème de la penismug. According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th
7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st
He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.
Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.
In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:
Ethan de la Cruz
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
Get the Ethan de la Cruzmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>Mira, La Escritura De La Girasol, mirA <.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. by anonymous June 4, 2021
Get the Swamp de la frogmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Reyes De La Vista La De Reyes<.7.9.7.6>mug. The act of multiple men ejaculating on a vagina and putting sugar on the semen then getting a blowtorch to create a crème brulè like surface. After this is done you can eat it with a spoon.
by SyphilisConnosouir March 7, 2020
Get the Crème de la pussymug. Isaias de la mora is a tall skinny but muscular guy with brown hair and eyes. He has sharp teeth and girl lips. Isaias has a mexican accent and has a really bad personality but he is oh so cute! He is a very dry person and is very bad at rizzing up girls. He is shy but once you get to know him he is okay. He is a liar sometimes but his looks make up for it.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.
He has really good back muscles but his legs are hairy 🤮. Lastly, he has very cute rounded panda eyes that you could never look away from.
Olivia: “omg did u see isaias de la mora??”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”
Raquelle: “omg yes he is sooo cute but i heard he had 5 girlfriends..thats definitely a lie.”
by Aleena Grace October 4, 2023
Get the isaias de la moramug.