following directions

doing whats right

Mr.Tallie said Alicia can't follow directions. Following Directions mean doing whats right.

by mba lawss November 20, 2018

one direction

the boy band that ruined my life

fan #1: one direction
fan #2: *throws self off nearest cliff*

by i don't want to talk about it July 20, 2012

One Direction

A popular boy band that somewhat lacks talent and is disliked by anyone except 12-14 year old girls.

Olivia- OMG 1D FO EVA
Zac- but they lack talent or skill?
Olivia- BUH HARRY STYLES IZ MY BABEEHHH ONE DIRECTION YEAH
Zac- yeah ok.

by JackWhitey December 29, 2011

gayrection

An erection caused by thinking gay thoughts.

"simboona got a gayrection thinking about chad's dick."

by lockie August 9, 2017

Directioner

Someone who is supremely into One Direction and One Direction only. People who listens to nothing but 1D and is the hugest fan of One Direction. Probably one of the most annoying fans ever, but knows almost everything about the boys from 1D.

Gayleheart: *opens a 1D song*
Jaycee:*begins dancing/singing to it*
Gayleheart: *starts talking about Harry/Niall/Louis/Liam/Zayn*
*Everyone joins in*
Me: ....addicts...of course, they are Directioners

by Zuki(O w O)Sora September 25, 2012

Derection

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

by elliot0084 June 11, 2008

Directioner

Annoying 14 year old girls who idolise a group of pre-pubescent appearing boys who couldn't even win The X Factor.

Absolute slaves to the Simon Cowell media machine, their ignorance, obsession and constant abuse of the twitter trends with stupid in jokes or trying to turn anything normal towards their "idols" infuriate everyone over the age 18 who actually want to use twitter properly.

Twitter Fan Girl Directioner: "OMG ZAYN RT ME. NOTICE ME. I KNOW YOUR JOKES LOL. YOU ARE THE CUTEST BOY EVER"

by FghtFfYrDmns September 6, 2012