dad

to drink and drive, to get pulled over because you are drinking and driving
"I pulled an big dad last night"
"I got pulled over last night for a dad"
"I pulled this guy over that was doing a big time dad and I kicked his ass"
by Jack Bower December 27, 2006
Get the dad mug.

DADS

An acronym for Dumb As Dog Shit.
(Medicine: A life-threatening disease ie. DADS disease)

Refers to a person of incredible stupidity. For example, a person who would stick a knife in a power point just to see if it hurt.
This young man electrocuted himself by sticking a knife into a power point. Obviously he had a terminal case of DADS disease.
by Claudia Rose July 08, 2006
Get the DADS mug.

dad

1. (n) Term used for addressing (typically male) friends, as in man, dude, or brother.

2. (n) Cigarette

3. (v) The act of smoking a dad
"Hey dad, you wanna go dad a dad?"

"What's the name of your band?"
"Dads Without Kids"
by DWOK April 17, 2007
Get the dad mug.

dad

An internet acronym for dont ask douche, or dont ask douchebag, or perhaps dont ask dude.
Bob: Iwant to go to the party tonight and get wasted!
Fred: Fuck you!
Bob: wtf?
Fred: dad
by Aljoho May 19, 2008
Get the dad mug.

dad

he went to tesco and left me there bye dad i said
Get the dad mug.

dad

referring to one's G or homie
man: yo dad, i was totally trippin over that bitch last night.

man 2: you mean the ho with the Bruce Springstein tattoo?

man: fuck that. that shit was tight.

by asian1 January 31, 2008
Get the dad mug.

dad

I want to beat you to death with a blunt object.

I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.

I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.

I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.

I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with it.

I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.
thank you that poems called dad
-bo burnham
dad
by that dumb shit November 21, 2018
Get the dad mug.