Jimmy Carter

The 39th president of the United States

Who was the 39th president?
Jimmy Carter.

by oops i made the wrong email December 13, 2016

Carter Brownie Freckles

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.

"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."

by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019

courtesy jerk

after declining to have sex with a guy you're hooking-up with, giving him a handjob so he doesn't get blue balls

Craig: Yo dude, I hooked-up with this chick last night.
Craig's friend: Nice dude, how was it.
Craig: Terrible, man. She wasn't down for sex, and I couldn't even cop a courtesy jerk.
Craig's friend: Damn dude, your balls must be heavy as boulders now.

by lykeageesix September 27, 2010

Carter

A very sweet/nice/caring boy. He's a keeper if you can catch one. He may not respond in 2 seconds but that's ok because when he does respond it's amazing. Carter's also knows how to treat a girl and be a gentleman also they know how to make a good surprise. Even though we never see each other besides wednesday and sometimes saturdays, when we do it makes the whole rest of the week amazing.

girl:omg i can't seem to find my self a boy
me:it's ok just look for a Carter (not this one though this ones mineeee;)

by kennnnnkeeennnnnnn March 5, 2017

Courtesy Lick

Licking the opening to an orifice in order to provide lubrication to ease the pain of penetration. The licking is performed by the penetrating individual out of courtesy.

Can I at least get a courtesy lick before you fuck me?

by MaddyMatty May 22, 2011

Carterville Illinois

A small town that thinks it's a city. Residents tend to talk big and do nothing. The few usefull people of the area are made to carry the weight of the ignorant majority.

What is frequentlly said by people about carterville Illinois

I moved here to go to John A Logan, and got sucked dry.

I came here to go to SIU, and got stuck.

I am from Carterville, and love not living there anymore.

by indiartist March 9, 2011

pre-scrotal cortex

The limbo between one's ass and balls.

My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

by Dr. Scrotaxion March 15, 2012