cumeral

a funeral where you cum on the dead body

it is time for the cumeral

by emirierisu March 14, 2018

Camera Nazi

In the COVID-19 pandemic era, a teacher that is overly strict about students having their cameras on in zoom meetings, to the point where it’s gets VERY fucking annoying.

Camera nazi teacher: Turn your cameras on people, I’m tired of having to keep on saying this. You all better prepared, because I will be a lot more strict about this next semester.

Me: How bout I keep it off anyways

Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*

Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.

by Spicyspectrum March 19, 2021

cumrash

Skin irrated from ejaculation

scabs of dry skin where ejaculation was shot on skin.

"Yo I ejaculated on some fine ass bitches face and now shes got cumrash."

by THCisDANK May 15, 2007

Camera whore

Some lonely slut who has nothing better to do than to take low quality pictures of themself, usually with a retarded prop.

pedo #1: "Did you see that tranny lastnight?"
pedo #2: "Yeah! She sent me like 40 pics lastnight!"
Random pedo who just logged in: "Hey! I saw that Camera Whore on youtube Lastnight LOLOLOL"

by Sarah Lawlcopta August 22, 2009

Camera Obscura

<font face= times new roman><small>An amazing band.

Awww niggggga did you check out camera obscura last night? Their show was the bomb diggity.

by whore-dan December 15, 2004

Cumtrap

A woman who tricks a man into impregnate her just to have a physical reason to use his funds or assets.

Guy 1: "So I hear Joe got that chick pregnant last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, the result of flashing to much! Im surprised he didn't see the cumtrap coming."

by MR.DW December 21, 2008

disposable camera

The disposable or single-use camera is a simple box camera sold with a roll of film installed, meant to be used once. Most use focus free lenses. Some are equipped with an integrated flash unit, and there are even water proof versions for underwater photography. Internally, the cameras use a 135 film or an APS cartridge. While some disposables contain an actual cartridge as used for loading normal, reusable cameras, others just have the film wound internally on an open spool. The whole camera is handed in for processing. Some of the cameras are recycled, i.e. refilled with film and resold.

I receive from store a "disposable camera" for free after I bought 3 bottles of beer.

by Cristi June 18, 2006