crossed up

you like a person-it could be a crush, or it could be just a fling, and you dont know if its mutual. its like getting juked in b-ball except you feel like your getting juked by someone you like.

if you arent sure what to do with the situation- you should let the person know and see what happens. that way you cant say you neva tried.

"she's got me crossed up. i gotta do something about it b/c i cant live like this yo"

by stephen1189 December 12, 2008

crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.

yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up

by SistaFista August 27, 2011

croomed

You just got your ass beat. And, given time, Sylvester is going to do it to you again!

Nick Saban got Croomed in Starkville during the 2007 football season.

by skb@msu December 27, 2007

Crooked letter

The letter "S" or the letter "Z"

"I'm C-A crooked letter, crooked letter I/
D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy

"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne

by Johnny Johnothan October 20, 2006

Croozer

A skinny bisexual male who lives in Adelphi, Maryland, or the A.... This person also likes to stab things, drive peoples cars, sell drugs and throwbacks, and he also hates Norman. He is also the best wide receiver at St. Albans School.Has also been known to hook up with unnamed women he likes to call the "dome piece".

Im Croozer and I hate norman and dary....

by someone December 15, 2004

crooked as a pig dick

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.

Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!

by 2cents September 10, 2009

Crookers

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010