Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

Crooked

When a genetically born male participated in a TikTok trend and the end result is them throwing ass all over the camera

Dude did you see John’s new TikTok he’s crooked

by Leshaun Dinglenutt III December 5, 2025

nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).

I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.

by Miss Pricilla March 29, 2011

Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.

"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!

by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020

racist crooked cop

a cop who abuses the rights of minorities

Denise: carl is a racist crooked cop
Nate: I know he said he likes to pick up blacks on friday so they cant see a judge until monday so they have to sit there the entire weekend

other examples of carl's racial crookedness includes planting crack cocaine on minorities and always clearing all warrants of minorities

by MrYellowTeeth47 January 28, 2024

Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed

I’m jack crackered

by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025