Croc Rash

Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.

Person 1: "Man, my feet hurt. This croc rash is out of control."

Person 2: "Kill yourself."

by meatyfrank September 2, 2024

Crocs

The best shoes ever

"Look at my fresh new crocs carl"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021

crocs

Crocs are the most stylish shoes you can possibly wear. They are available in a multitude of colors and styles. Wear black studded crocs to assert your dominance to other human beings. Put your crocs in sports mode to be the raddest kid on the block.

Dude #1: Bro, look at my fresh Yeezys!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!

by okthisismy”pseudonym” April 12, 2019

Crocs Technique

Trying to sneak in things into places using your Crocs and then getting caught.

Hey if you want to get caught while sneaking in drugs you should use the Crocs Technique.

by crocmaster69 July 6, 2019

croc stank

the smell that emanates from your feet after wearing slipper crocs without socks for a long period of time.

brett did you not wear socks, you got Croc stank

by jamin4321 November 21, 2015

Croc

Croc is known to be one looking for a younger girl. He claims that his dick is quite long when really it isn't, it explains why he hits on the young! Now croc can be a babe but also a turtle with glasses.

Croc is not a CROCODILE

by I like Landon September 28, 2017

Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”

Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.

by BarryDingus September 2, 2020