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Whats crackin

by IJ15902 August 8, 2004
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cracklings

Zerglings with Metabolic boost, Adrenal glands, at least +2 attack, and +1 armor. They do so much damage so fast, that if done properly, they are not defeatable.
Dear lord! Those cracklings killed my command center in less than two seconds!
by Epheras February 6, 2005
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cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
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Crackin myself up

Means when, you say a joke so funny that even you have to laugh, even if you are the only one. Though it's kinda lame laughing with yourself, but, you just cant help yourself :)
haha, knock knock, whos there? boo..boo who?
ohh dont cry its only a joke...HAHAHA

ohh i love crackin myself up
by LBK:) June 24, 2009
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Crackinaw

Crackinaw is a nick name for Mackinaw, Illinois. It received it's nick name for many reasons such as: Mackinaw had major issues with the drug crack, also because the firefighters there were heavily involved in it's trafficking of crack.
Have you ever been to Crackinaw?
by Ifuckedpammacy July 25, 2014
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crackin' sheila

Australian slang for best girl or a girl who is sexy
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Cranking Units

What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture.

Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).

Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101

Type 1 Units

- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.

- Ex: cocaine, liquor.

Type 2 Units

- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.

- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.

Type 3 Units

- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.

- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.

Type 4 Units

- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.

- Ex: Rave pizza.

Type 5 Units

- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.

- Ex: crank a piss, bro!

Type 6 Units

- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.

Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.

Type 7 Units

- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!

Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.

Type 8 Units

Sexual pleasure units.

Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
*Looks at empty beer box* “bro did we crank all those unes?”

“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”

“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”

“Love une/ love yoon”

“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”

What is life, but a unit cranked?”
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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