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Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.
My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh
by Mike August 5, 2003
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boob curtains

those unnecessary flowy straps on dresses that go over the straps that are already there. they can also be found without the regular straps, so the dress is held up simply by the boob curtains.

they're usually sheer and curtain-like, hence the term: boob curtains.
I went to the store to buy a dress, but they all had boob curtains!
by twinklebean85 January 2, 2007
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Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.
The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.
by Eric Overstreet October 11, 2003
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Cortlandt Manor

Cortlandt Manor is a realtor's fiction in Cortlandt, the furthest northwest township in Westchester County, NY. In it you will find quaint old farmhouses, cul-de-sacs dotted with grossly gargantuan McMansions, sad old-age homes, pathetic retirement villages, and white-trashed trailer parks. Economically both better and worse off than Croton-on-Hudson (home to the nouveaux riches families and NASCAR dads), it is adjacent to the urban embarrassment known as "Peekskill." The township was so humiliated by the presence of African-Americans in its community that it petitioned the USPS to create a separate Zip Code (10567) that distinguishes it from its darker sister (Peekskill: 10566). In the center of the town, the so-called Cortlandt Town Center, stands a United Artists Multiplex flanked by a hair-do establishment and pizza joint (with not-too-shabby pizza). To experience the full range of its denizens, go to the adjacent Walmart at said Center and count the number of teeth ( = n) that you find in the mouths of the shoppers ( = S) on any checkout line. You will find that at any given time nS < 32. The town has no focus, no personality short of calling itself "The Gateway to the Hudson," which basically means that it's a sewer pipe. It is a hell for those who can't drive and a vicious purgatory for those who do. It contains a farm where you can watch the decapitation of your Thanksgiving turkey or the slaughter of your Easter lamb, a place coincidentally close to Walter Penis High School, one of the two centers for higher education in the area (the other being Hen Hud, whatever that supposed to mean--probably a reference to chickens). All in all, living in Cortlandt Manor is better than living in Putnam County.
1. I saw some bro's sharing a fatty near the Peekskill Projects as I was driving to the Modell's in Cortlandt Manor.

2. I wish my parents would move to that anus of a town, Croton-on-Hudson, since living in Cortlandt Manor is the equivalent to being 1.5 feet up the colon.
by Sean O'Halloran December 28, 2005
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balls deep in the roast beef curtain

penis all the way in the vagina. For short: BD in the RBC!
I was balls deep in the roast beef curtain all night last night.
by PhilSDfgadhgbdgjndfgs May 30, 2008
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Curtains

True English definition for 'Swag' and is also a better way of saying swag or bars.
That nigguh Djaye got curtains for days!
by NastyJerry July 26, 2011
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Beef Curtains

the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.
Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'
by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 6, 2017
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