Clayton Carr

The act of oneself, eating, sleeping and not bathing on a regular basis.
Also includes the act of over Jackin' Off.

Oh shit! You just Clayton Carr'd in your pants!


OH OH OH OH I CLATON CARR YOU, OH BABY!!!!

by fuschiashirtedgirl October 20, 2008

clamoflage

the coarse wire wool resemebling protective patch of a madams pussvoi (pronounced puss - wah)

good god johnson I couldn't see shit last night, your wifes souther hemisphere was more clamoflaged than Nam!

by felicio June 5, 2007

Clayton Richard

An unusually heavy species, almost never caught on film becuase of their frightfulness of everything. Their natrual habitat is usually their attic, where they use their computer. They play bass (incorrectly) and blame these mistakes on "faulty bass tabulature" a phenomenon that rarely happens becuase of the simplicity of the instrument.

Clayton Richard sucks at life.

by Mr. Mcman January 20, 2009

Clayton

A quite, gentle, down to earth bloke. Clayton’s often come across as big hard arse’s but when you get to know them they are the sweetest, softest thing you’ll ever know. Clayton’s are great lovers, and once he’s fixed on you he’ll hang on to you forever, and he won’t be afraid to tell you he loves you. He’s great to have a beer with and his eyes light up when he’s around people he loves. His a lover, not a fighter but won’t be afraid to fight for his mates and what’s right. Clayton’s are often tall with browns eyes and long brown hair, and a beautiful teethy smile. Never let a Clayton down, because he won’t say anything about it to you but it will slowly kill him eventually.

Person 1: isn’t Clayton such a tough bloke!
Person 2; Nah he’s my best mate and he’s a big softy!

by The Purple Orange August 19, 2018

clayton

noun; a total dousche bag who leads on girls and plays them. he is a fucking fuck face who is a dick head. if you have met one of these you will know by the awkward way he tucks in his shirt or his gross facial hair, or his grimy girlfriend. seek immidiate help if you find your self in an "clayton situtation".

A. Clayton

by dont hurt my bestfriend November 4, 2010

Clayton

Clayton fucking sucks. No one likes him and he always smells like old feet.

"Yesterday I was happy but then CLAYTON walked in"

by BitchyButterfly May 7, 2019

claytonizm

one who suffers from internet porn surfing with abandon.

He suffers from claytonism

by t-bear October 7, 2003