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Chicks Before Dicks

The Female Variation of bros before hoes

It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).

Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''

May: 'No...''

Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''

May: ''That's Nasty.''

Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''

May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''

Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
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Chinese Dog Bite

When a dog bites a male human on the penis. Sometimes, even ripping it off with it's teeth. It does not necessarily need to be a Chinese dog. It is called a Chinese Dog Bite, because several Kung Fu movies from the 1970's had these kinds of scenes. Some folks of S&M fantasize about being tortured like this. Primarily because even though the dog is biting your penis off, they are excited about the fact that something is coming in contact with it. It is considered to be stimulating.
The other day, I was thinking about getting a Chinese Dog Bite, and I quickly got a hard on.
by SiLentThreaD December 17, 2008
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Chinkbike

Nerdy Asian: Ah yeah boy have you got your chinkbike?
Asian 2: Fo sho I go can 20 on that sheeeeez!
Nerdy Asian: can I get a ride on the back?
Asian 2: Okay, but hild on to my thighs it goes fast!
by adkfjaskldfjaslkd August 7, 2009
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Chinesian

An object that is designed for the purpose of looking Chinese.
That vase is way too Chinesian.
by bianca_castafiore February 28, 2011
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KFC Murder Chicks

An extensive sci-fi conspiracy augmented-reality game, in the form of a fictional metal band with a fictional history, which later expanded to create the "Erratas" mythos. After 5 years of keeping the ruse going, they were outed as a DJ's side project.
Wait, are KFC Murder Chicks a real band with fake members, or a fake band with real members?
by LegoRacersDake September 21, 2020
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A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.
"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"
by yourma2000 December 9, 2008
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chink slap

A term used when you clown or diss an asian in any sorta way.
Tony just got a chink slap at the clubs last night.

Damn foo, did Karry just get chink slapped by that hoochie?
by Tadowta April 23, 2006
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