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Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010
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Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.
I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.
by Luke Treu September 25, 2006
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wreck chasing

When a person is going out with the intentions of starting a fight.
I'm not drinking tonight, I'm wreck chasing, gotta stay on point.
by Drake Deniro September 22, 2015
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Rcmp always chasing me

The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckn makes me insane and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame like robbin liqour stores and fuckin punchin old ladies curb stompin whitieys slappin bitches and shakin there babies

Yes im a indian thats right 100 percent cree i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin ov nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKIN FIT nai boy consider them gone

I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name drunk as a skunk cant even walk an alwasy feelin the same im always pukin cause im hammared passin out on the bench HOLY jesus fuckn god wat is that stench-me

the rcmp always chasing me cause im smelly fuckn native and i cant even see

the rcmp always chasin me cause i beat up my wife with a branch from a tree

rcmp always chasin me cause i stole 6 cases of mr clean

the rcmp always chasin me cause i stink

NAI boyyy
by ben12345654321 December 14, 2008
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Egg Chasing

A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking.
Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.

Bob: Bloody egg-chasers
by SMIC November 10, 2003
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Scanner Chasing

(verb): The act of a listening to police, fire, or other emergency personnel radio traffic and responding to the scene to see the action unfold live. While this technique is used by many news crews to get the inside story first, it is also considered a hobby by some scanner enthusiasts.
While scanner chasing today, I heard the police being dispatched to a vehicle rollover. I responded to the scene of the incident and took pictures!
by CPD 103 December 27, 2010
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clout chasing calpurnia crackheads

a group of crackheads who love calpurnia, but every calpurnia fan hates them
Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"
by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018
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