The act of being dull, boring, kind of grey, and specifically draining to the person that is having to listen to you.
Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.
Acting or speaking in a way that saps the energy of the other person involved in the conversation, and makes them seriously lose the will to live.
Example conversation:
A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...
etc etc etc...
Also:
churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.
churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed
churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.
to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.
a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.
A: Hi, how's it going?
Churter (said in slightly depressed voice): Oh, not so well. You know, I'm not really all that happy today.
A: Oh really? Never mind.
Churter (in same monotone): Yeah, I feel a bit fed up, and I'm tired, as usual. Life's boring, and sometimes I just don't know why I bother...
etc etc etc...
Also:
churter - a churting person / a person with a churting personality / person with a dull and depressing personality.
churtful - feeling rather churting / in a churting mood / feeling dull and depressed
churted - to have been churting to someone e.g. That guy really churted earlier = that guy really bored the life out of me, and my good mood has gone.
to be churted - She totally churts me = speaking to her makes me want to shoot myself.
a churtflirt - a deathly dull person trying to attract someone. e.g. by telling them about the death of their hamster, and how they were bullied at school for being in the computer club.
by Nicky and Dave Hadley July 8, 2007
Get the churting mug.An untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullshits alot. Also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pronounced "sharm" is the abbreviated word. charmed "sharmed" To get played by someone
Yo stop charmin. I ain't got time for no charmin right now. Why you trying to charm me, huh? Yo he be charmin for no reason. "Yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her shit anyway?" Damn, you got charmed like that!?
by Mighty Mike October 3, 2007
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The act of chatting to someone about nothing in particular, especially on Social Media, or with someone you are not that well acquainted with. Possibly with the intention of hooking up, but not necessarily.
1) "Oh my god sarah get off snapchat and stop chatting grease to Tony!"
2) "That guy Ian is such a grease chatter, I couldn't get away from him all night!"
3) Faye: "What were you talking about?"
Liz: Nothin' really we were just chattin' grease."
2) "That guy Ian is such a grease chatter, I couldn't get away from him all night!"
3) Faye: "What were you talking about?"
Liz: Nothin' really we were just chattin' grease."
by proller July 18, 2015
Get the chatting grease mug.The practice of observing, recording & interpreting bodily signs associated with the menstrual cycle. These signs include waking body temperature taken orally under the tongue every morning & cervical fluid observed on toilet paper after wiping across the vaginal opening. These signs are recorded in a simple chart - hence why this practice is often called cycle charting.
Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.
Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Cycle charting can yield health insights & allow people who menstruate to identify the days during their cycle when unprotected sex could lead to pregnancy. If they're trying to avoid pregnancy they can use barriers (condoms or a diaphragm) on those days & enjoy deliciously natural sex on all other days of their cycle. This is called the sympto-thermal fertility awareness method. It's 99.6% effective with perfect use & is *not* the same as the old-fashioned calendar rhythm method. It's currently being embraced by lots of crunchy people who aren't wanting to use hormonal contraception. It's secular & pro-choice.
Cycle charting is also not the same as period tracking. Period tracking is simply noting the days of menstruation. This information can be used to guesstimate approximately when your next period might be due but it can't give insights into your overall cycle nor can it be used to avoid pregnancy effectively.
Since coming off the pill I've become totally obsessed with cycle charting! I love being more in touch with my body and being able to avoid pregnancy without having to use condoms every day of my cycle.
by oh cecilia October 14, 2018
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Get the chatting oxygen mug.1. A hybrid between a chart and an article.
3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.
3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.
by tangledupinbloo December 23, 2009
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