charles

has the biggest dick, will make them choke, girls not boys, and is great in bed

girl 1:damn I was with Charles last night he is so great in bed

girl 2: lucky

by yessssssir/69baby September 29, 2020

Nicholas Charles Lawson

This massive chunk of absolute man meat is the scariest man you will ever see. This monster can squash full watermelons with only his forearms. He is capable of giving the most passionate handshakes on the planet. All the ladies chase after nick because of his sexy body and fiery ginger hair. But you don’t want to make this brute angry. Just be prepared for a bull charging full speed at you wanting to break your neck. Be careful of his devastating dad grabs and back smacks, he’s a dangerous man.

“That Nicholas Charles Lawson is so sexy I want him to hold me with his muscular biceps.”

“HIDE YOUR WIVES, NICHOLAS CHARLES LAWSON IS COMING TO STEAL THEM!!!”

by MR C IS A GOD February 6, 2020

the Charles effect

An effect named after a Formula 1 driver Charles Leclerc. Charles wearing a bandana convinced other drivers to also wear it, so they look cool.

Look at Lando. He copied Charles and now wears a bandana. He used the Charles effect.

by Fifa089 January 6, 2022

James Charles

A weirdo, who inspires gays to dress up and make up. The son of devil

What is the scariest intro on Youtube? James Charles saying Hey, sisters!

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

Carlessica

2 people who are destined to be together in life. There was a missed opportunity in the high school days but hopefully she'll realize he wants her more than she knows.

Carlos + Jessica = Carlessica (True Happiness)

by A Wise Young Man May 1, 2009

charles darwin

Many people believe Charles Darwin was a racist. He was not and that has been proven time and time again. Charles Darwin was a British person, born February 12 1809, described by himself as "A very ordinary boy, rather below the common standard of intelect." Charles Darwin might have been a country parson like his father thought, although a quick quirk of fate kept him from that turnout, when a botanist recommended Darwin for an appointment as a naturalist on the H.M.S. Beagle (without pay!). Darwin revolutionalised evolution when he wrote a book in 1858 called "The Origin of the Species" and published it in 1859. His friend, with whom he hadn't talked about evolution at all, sent him a journal which was very much like Darwin's book! Darwin was shocked and quickly published his book before his friend published his, and it sold out on the first day. Darwin has been hated by many Christians throughout the past century and a half. Darwin has been said to have "put god out of a job". Darwin quietly gave up Christianity. Many Christians find room for both God and Darwin, but most Christians think Darwin was a heretic. I am a Darwinist, and am currently running a petition to make April 19th a religious holiday, as Darwin died April 19th, 1882, after being bedridden for a very long time.
There are three major kinds of Darwinism...
Religious Darwinism, where religious people find room for their god(s) and Darwin, and
Agnostic Darwinism, where people don't disbelieve in god but they believe in Darwin's theories, and
Athiest Darwinism (me), where people don't believe in any god but believe in Darwin.
Athiest Darwinism is probably the most practiced. I believe Darwin was right because human and chimpanzee DNA only differs by about 2%. Also, there has been definite proof of things more than 6000 years old (when Christians think the world was made), such as Dinosaur fossils.
Darwin, Australia is a place.
My argument for Athiest Darwinism is that... How come there isn't peace and love and all that stuff? Because god left us to our own divices? So after the creation of the universe god decided to lie on the couch, have a beer and watch some T.V.? So god's Homer Simpson? We're screwed.

Please read Zoology of the Voyage of the Beagle, The Origin of the Species, and the Decent of Man, all by Charles Darwin, for more information.

by Arctic Warfare December 28, 2005

Charles

Literally the sweetest, smartest guy ever. He’s so hot. Tall, blonde and fit. Their smile will make you melt. They send the cutest texts and will have your heart beating out your chest whenever they say I love you. Very athletic and will care about you no matter what. They tend to want thing to be perfect and may not like it if you say the wrong thing. Not very good at taking apologies and may lie to you to make you think differently about them. But other than that they are flawless. Perfect, hot, nice, funny, and popular. They have a endless list of friends and know everybody. Will keep his eyes on one girl but may flirt with others. Can get easily jealous of his friends, but he tries to hide it. He needs a good gf or best friend by his side to help him thru things. Best guy to date for a long time because they will help you, be there for you, and will let you know they love you everyday. They are little shy, so sometimes you will ahve to make the first move. But mostly they try to stand by their manlyness. They are show offs and will flirt the hell out of you if the want you badly. May even choose you over his friends, so sometimes it’s up to you to tell him he can go hang out with his best friends. He won’t let you go unless he really wants to. But when he does, it may be hesitant on telling you why. He will leave you crying, while he doesn’t care. But after a break he may come back around and try to get you back even if your in another relationship.

“Is that charles over there?”
“Ya”
“I heard him and Lola got back together”

by Sarahmayyy January 12, 2019