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Paul

Paul is the smartest guy alive. He makes all the chicks in town love him. He is also so handsome and tall as well. Everyone is wanting to be like him.

Have you seen Paul? He is so wonderful.
Where have all the chicks gone? With Paul, of course

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

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Freddie Mercury

God's gift to 80s-90s music. No one thought to sing Opera, Rock and Pop in a single song. Well-known for being, the singer of Queen, he is only album is also great piece of music. A true legend.

What's the best rock song ever? Bohemian Rhapsody, written and sung by Freddie Mercury.

by DankWarrior703 March 21, 2020

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Alt+F4

The biggest life changing function in Windows. Used to close Chrome in Computer Science classes. It is also used in online classes to mute the volume of teacher. Thanks Microsoft for this stuff

My teacher asked me to volume down and I told him to press Alt+F4. I escaped from an online class

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Boomer

What you become after you change the suffix -teen in your age. These guys start populating Facebook with Smiling emojis and memes from 2008. They even joined Reddit and started to ask people on r/BlowJobs about their ages. TikTok is full of these making videos with little girls and saying things like "if you will learn at school, you will become like me" and he is a fat, old Police officer.

Ex. 1:Stop spamming these emojis. Stop beeing a Boomer
Ex. 2: What is this meme? Ok, Boomer

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Grand Theft Auto 5

A game that defines a generation. One of the best games of the last decade which is still played by millions of gamers. GTA Online firstly introduced multiplayer to Grand Theft Auto series, which is intersting to play with your friends. It has a great story as well, a little bit racist, a lot of memes, some inside jokes and some great looking strippers. It is a master piece, a trully open-world game together with Minecraft and Skyrim.

What have you played yestarday? Of couse, Grand Theft Auto 5

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