candice

a woman who can fit a crazy amount of dicks in her mouth

hey candice can you fit my dick in your mouth? candice: nope,i can fit 25 dicks in my mouth

by #thatineboi April 13, 2020

Candice

Fat bastard

Candice murgatroyed from ACKELY BRIDGE is a fat barstard

by Hehe sbdbdbh April 23, 2020

Candace

A girl who is young, energetic, has many unique personality such as teeling her mom when her two little brothers who is kind of young backyard scientists doing some kind of wacky things like a rollercoaster, or a beach, perhaps, and she didn't very good at them because her proofs somehow disappeared without a trace by some certain long nosed scientist who tries to take over a state area with 3 states in it and not getting her mom in time. Oh and she's allergic to milk and hate platypus, a blue one. She's still like her childhood brand, i think it was a yellow duck but it really stands with it's two legs. And she did have a squirrel in her pants and got a whole rapper teams dancing with her. Also she's in love with a teenager that is blonde and wears a green shirt(?) And tries to be with him and it seems succeded, because she does seems to be really fit with him and always royal to him.

Ya know what happens when Candace's two little scientists build some wacky thing...

by Oraoraoraid May 10, 2020

Candace

A girl that is so lucky, having a perfect boyfriend, has a loving mom, a chill best friend that cares for her no matter what happened and has two amaizing little brothers.
She has two little brothers and always wants to bust them and they are ok with that as long as their sister is happy.

1. Candace: Ohhh you two are so gonna be busted when mom see this, hehehe, MOM!!

Lindana: So what should I be seeing?

Candace: But..b...b...

2. Candace: I am a vampire?!

Jeremy: You brought her to watch the Vampire movie?

Stacy: yes

by JLoJkYViaJY July 12, 2020

Candace

The question “are they Candace” is a code for “are they straight” and a reference to the popular Disney channel character Candace from ‘Phineas and Ferb’ because she is straight. While her brothers Phineas and Ferb, are used as codes in the lgbt+ community to ask if someone is gay/bi/pan.

Person 1: “are they Ferb?”
Person 2: “nah, they are Candace.”

by ferb4ever July 25, 2020

Candace Harding

Beats pregnant women, pops pills and sleeps all day. Uses her children as meal tickets!

Don't be a Candace Harding!

by Crotch Goblin666 September 7, 2020

Candice

is usually a dumb whore who lives in her boyfriends parents house, and has a couple kids from different baby daddies, is bipolar and works a dead end job and rapes the system for child support to get her nails done and buy clothes for herself instead of her kids.

dont be a candice

by puerto-ricandoll30 September 10, 2020