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Calvin Klein 

the type of underwear every lil fuck boy wears a little higher than their pants so when they take off their shirt everyone can see the brand of underwear there wearing.
Tom; "did you see that fight between alex and john???"
Mark; "yup sure did"
Tom; "did u see when alex took off his shirt?"
Mark; "ugh that lil fuck boy?"
Tom; "why is he a fuck boy?'
Mark did you what underwear he was wearing?"
Tom; no why?
Mark; he was wearing calvin klein"
Tom; "ooooh fuck alex!, that lil fuck boy"
Mark; "fuck that lil fuck boy"

Calvin tse! 

A fat chinese guy who participates in sport, mostly basketball. They are stinky and like eating lots of noodle soup.

(sometimes refered to as a Brice)

Shortened version can be Tse!
1. Guy number 1: Hey look over there. Its a fat chinese guy playing basketball with a instant noodle soup packet in his pocket.

Guy number 2: What a Calvin tse!

Can be further emphasised by adding the phrase, Brice maaate! or even Brice a donkey!
Calvin tse! by pundalljabar August 24, 2011

Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34 

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing
Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

Calvin Klein 

A very attractive guy w ho gives girls fanny flutters and is 100% daddy material
Fuck me. He’s a Calvin Klein

Calvin Harris 

Adj. A person who "gets all the girls"
As in the song by Calvin Harris "The Girls"
He's such a Calvin Harris
Calvin Harris by LukeOb August 7, 2007

Calvin Ferg 

Big dick around 12 inches, really buff works out a lot and super sweet to anybody who’s nice to him
Oh that’s a Calvin Ferg he was nice in the bedroom
Calvin Ferg by Calvin Ferg March 18, 2021