Cactus Cock

Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.

Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

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Cactus cooler

Best soda everr.
Great taste of orange and pineapple :)

Person 1: ay i'm going to the store what do you want?

Person 2: get me a cactus cooler

Person 1: aight

by Chemble June 12, 2011

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cacsuccer

One who is passionately interested in the world of cactus and other succulent plants, particularly in the observation, propagation, display and distribution of these plants, be they scraggly cuttings or choice specimens. This term is unisexual and can be used as a noun, adjective, verb and adverb, one reckons.

This person tends to be of a cheerful nature and a giving attitude.

Jeff, it doesn't matter if you're straight or gay, but if the sight of that mature Cyphostemma uter sends you to slobbering and muttering, you're a cacsuccer.

by CactusMcHarris April 1, 2009

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