Larry the Cable Guy

Worst comedian ever. He follows Jeff Foxworthy and steals his spotlight. He spits the line "Git-R-Dun" way too much. It isn't funny, and now everyone else is saying it.

Mah girlfriend is ugly. That's funny I don't care who you are. GIT-R-DUN!!!

by The Zookeeper June 29, 2005

Cabelas

store that sells all your outdoor necessities
redneck walmart

I had my wedding with my cousin at Cabelas

Cabelas smells

by Johnny Smith Lewis Anderson III November 21, 2005

cable technician

Cable technician is someone who often is a badass that can climb/gaff a pole in less then 30 seconds . Someone who linemen wish they could be . #badass #motherfucker

You see that cable technician I wish I could be like him .

by #cableguy June 5, 2017

Cable porn

A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV

"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies

by StackOfSacksThatHoldsMoreSacks February 26, 2023

hound cable

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Dirty Lightning Cable

When you shove your partner's iPhone into your partner's rectum, and then plug and unplug the charger cable to vibrate the phone and stimulate your partner's rectum.

John: yo I have yo girl a dirty lightning cable last night
Justin: what is that

John: its when I shove my phone in her ass and plug it in to vibrate it
Justin: that's not a real thing

by TransracialDoughBoy May 15, 2017

Cabaret

An old name for a stripclub.

Hey i heard there was a new cabaret in town,maybe theres some sexy girls there to take there top off for us.

by dimp June 11, 2006