crank dat 

The gansta version of the macarena. the words still cant be understood, and it has launched as many parodies that are as retarded as the song itself.

person #1: What are you listening to? And why are you dancing??

person #2: It's Crank Dat and I'm dancing yo.

preson #1: Righhhtt. You look like you're doing the Macarena on speed.

crank dat by sXexcore November 19, 2007

Crankin' My Hog

Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

"GET OUT MOM! I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!"

Crankin' My Hog by Grossly June 5, 2016

crankster

A spun methed-up person

That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude

crankster by desmond the great February 6, 2003

crank it 

A quick form of masturbation in which one does not have ample time to properly pleasure themselves. Also can refer to repeated masturbation.

Ben tried to crank it in the three minutes his roommate left the room.

crank it by jdubbs April 18, 2006

crank that kosher boy 

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

crank that kosher boy by Damascus May 26, 2008

clanky chicken 

A pheasant. Named as a result of it's call when disturbed.

"Listen to that clanky chicken out in the grass.

clanky chicken by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

Jenny Crankin It by Nick Fox July 29, 2008