chess

a game where 2 kingdoms fight each other while being figures
pawn being the seemingly useless but has tricks up its sleeves

knight being the coolest, winning by taking L's
bishop go diagonal
rook be going straight and sideways
queen being everything except for knight, its too cool to take L's
king being the fucking crybaby that needs protection and somehow s the most significant one on the board
checkmate, castling, you get the idea

do the funny botez gambit for cool

"chess"
"chess"

by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022

The Chesse

Everything what is necessary

The doctor made the chesse for save the child

by Xvy March 10, 2017

1v1 en chess?

A slang used for gay sex by homosexual men, mostly used by either broke 40 or dumb middle schoolers.

Hey, 1v1 en chess?
Hold on I have to finish my food

by Moranus12812 February 15, 2021

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

dirty chess

Jizzing inside of a boxing glove so that when someone puts their hand in it they have a handful of cum on their hands

Muhammad Ali retired after someone pulled a dirty chess on him.

by VeryPhonyTony April 15, 2020