Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 5, 2006

Calling Europe

To throw up. It sounds like you are saying "Europe" when throwing up.

I drank so much last night I feel like I should be calling europe.

by meermo July 3, 2014

carliner

eyeliner or makeup in general applied in the car on the go for when there wasn’t time to do it at home properly

Sarah: omg I love your eyliner
Becky: thanks it’s just crappy carliner
Sarah: really? I never would have guessed.

by keyofcmajor December 9, 2017

Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 11, 2008

Calingate

v. to swear profusely

- other forms include: n. calingation; adj. calingated

I used to calingate so much that I had to begin saying 'fsf' so that people would be slightly less offended

by kwil January 18, 2009

Calinnn

Small little mouse, who's in The fallen Spirits, he urges for firsts and trolls. He's a baws

LOL HI CALINNN, HI BARBIES
WE ARE BARBIE GIRLS
IN A BARBIE WOOORLD

by Lahmebanana October 30, 2011

cardinal pole catholic school

A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.

Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!

by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019