blatant

Three-syllable word used to pad sentences and present the reader/listener with the impression that the writer/speaker is more literate than he actually is. See also, "obviously", "apparently".

omg this song is blatantly subtle!!11

by Captain Kewl May 4, 2005

belationship

A relationship that one forms either years after first meeting a real person or with a former version of a person from earlier in their life.

I'd totally want to rock a belationship with 19 year old Britney Spears... back when she wasn't a train wreck.

We met in elementary school but wound up having a belationship in college years later.

by Franky Digital December 9, 2008

blatch

Being of or pertaining to a race of unsightly creatures who roam around nocturnally terrorizing farm animals, small children, and disfigured old men.

by Melvin from around the way January 18, 2003

blatino

This term is used to describe individuals who appear, upon visual inspection, to be African-American but, upon hearing their accent or learning their name, are discovered to be from a Latin American country.

"Hey, who's that black dude playing shortstop for the White Sox?"
"That's Alexei Ramirez, dumbass, and he's a blatino."

by s beskow March 9, 2010

Blat

1. a word used to confuse and otherwise annoy foreign exchange students from Slovakia. To confuse your own Slovakian, just tell them it can replace any noun.

Man, i got some blat on my face.

Dude, i tore that chicks blat up last night.

Blat!!!

I was all like "whoa" and she was all like "blat"

by Chip Foster September 14, 2006

blato

Short for blatantly

Made by the logonds that are the BMC

"scoring an oz tonight then?""YEAH BLATO"
end frigging of son dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

by clems July 7, 2004

blatchford

The human refuse left in a suburban kitchen sink after a botched do-it-yourself abortion.

You think we wouldn't notice all this blatchford in the drainage? March right up to your room, young lady. And the busted garburator is coming outta your allowance.

by pluginjebus August 28, 2011