Holt Bolt

When your countries leader disappears under strange, mysterious or controversial circumstances and never reappears.

“After such a long failed campaign to take Ukraine, Putin decided he had no other option than to enact the Holt Bolt”

by GhillieGuy97 June 21, 2023

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Bolts

A unit for the measurement of time, named after Usain Bolt’s fastest 100m dash of 9.58 seconds, that’s often used in contexts when being fast is undesirable

“Oh my god Jessica, he literally lasted two and a half Bolts, then nutted inside of me without any warning”

“LOL what a virgin”

by fredfredburger February 9, 2023

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Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

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The Bolts

The Gayest Team alive. This team is made up of a bunch of gaywads that are gay. They are all gay. Every single one of them is so incredibly gay. The gayness that makes up the bunch of gaywads on The Bolts are very gay.

The Bolts are incredibly Gay

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

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