Definitions by vamplock

bolt ya steamer 

get out of here you fucking halfwit storytelling drunken bum!

bullshitter: I've built a plane rode a fish and shagged a pony!
level headed gent, (from Glasgow) Fuckin Bolt Ya Steamer!

bolt ya steamer by vamplock October 5, 2016

the doom 

The feeling of utter doom after a heavy night on the booze. You fear you may have embarrassed yourself beyond redemption. Or done something you will live to regret.

Oh my god I have got the doom! I don't rememeber much, What did I get up to last night while drunk?

the doom by vamplock December 13, 2014