flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

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Boned Out

To run the fuck out of there!
To run like a crazy fucker in any one direction as fast as hell.
To go fast as fuck.

Damn! The popo came and the robber boned out of there. Then that copper boned out after him.

by gundamNIT January 14, 2003

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message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

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T-boned

Adj; A car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or passenger side of your car, such as in a T-intersection.

My friend got T-boned the other day." Or, "Mike got T-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.

by HULI June 29, 2011

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board the 747

When a girl begins to ride your shaft.

After a few minutes of foreplay, Becky straddled Carl and began to board the 747.

by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

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A skate board pimmped out with tasles chains tin foil or what ever is lookin claen on your scraper. invented in A-town by the SPK and the TTS clicks... we roll hard so dont step. if you see a scraper board scrapin in you direction you better step back.

If you se me on my scraper board Step back and watch me scrape.

by SPK/TTS November 21, 2007

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